see umm.. *points to the ground in front of him*...this is the line.... and over there see, *points to the other side of the room* is the point at which you two crossed over..
jeez there are CHILDREN watching....avert your eyes kiddies, avert ye eyes.. heh I had an AJAX + toilet bowl joke..but eh...as brett said..this evil ends now. On Apr 6, 2005 3:34 PM, Brett Payne-Rhodes <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Not to mention messages like "other people with > tapeworms/Syphillis/heart disease have also bought these products and > services ..." > > This is getting very scary and I think we should stop now before it's > too late... > > But do you think we should be applying for a patent about now? > > B) > > TRACEY, Darren wrote: > > If Google did toilet bowls, then they wouldn't merely be concerned with seat > > positions, but would examine the content of _everything_ that was put in > > them, and record them against your user ID. They should be able to calculate > > exactly what you've been eating and any number of health issues you may or > > may not have. A screen on the door in front of you would then show you > > context sensitive ads for food products similar to what you've been eating, > > but from companies that are paying them advertising money, and may also > > direct you to medical and health service providers (again, only if they've > > paid Google money) that you may benefit from. > > Worst case scenario is you sit down to do your business, and ads for the > > Acme Lard Company are interspersed with directions to your local emergency > > heart clinic, ads for the latest tapeworm treatment, and a news article > > about the latest breakthroughs in a new Syphillis vacine. > > > > And then there's the posibility of looking up the dietary and health > > readings for famous people. > > > > Regards > > > > Darren Tracey > > Systems Analyst > > HR Systems and FastTrack, Web and Integration Services > > p: + 61 7 3232 4091 (x64091) > > f: + 61 7 3232 4744 > > e: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > l: Lvl 3, 388 Queen St Brisbane QLD 4000 > > m: Suncorp IPC IT048, GPO Box 1453, Brisbane QLD 4000 > > > > > > > >>-----Original Message----- > >>From: Scott Barnes > >>Sent: Wednesday, 6 April 2005 11:48 AM > >>To: CFAussie Mailing List > >>Subject: [cfaussie] Re: More good things from Google Labs > >> > >>So.. > >> > >>Theres no google grape flavoured goodness? ....*sigh* *looks ate coke > >>machine*.......*sigh* > >> > >>I wouldn't be suprised if in 15 years our toilet bowels are made by > >>Goolge though... ie you can do a search on who last left the seat up > >>and initiate a painful electronic charge for the next time they go and > >>flip the seat up - as a friendly reminder *put this down when you are > >>finished*... > >> > >>Women...Look before you leap! > >> > >> > >>On Apr 6, 2005 11:33 AM, Mark Mandel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > >> > >>>Oh that is pretty darn funny. > >>> > >>>I don't care if it's not real - I want on so i can laugh some more ;o) > >>> > >>>Mark > >>> > >>> > >>>>>Of course, you remember what they announced on the corresponding day > >>>>>last year, don't you? > >>>>> > >>>>>Hint: it starts with G and ends with Mail. > >>>>> > >>>>> > >>>>>Maybe they be serious... > >>>>> > >>> > >>>-- > >>>E: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > >>>W: www.compoundtheory.com > >>>ICQ: 3094740 > >>> > >>>--- > >>>You are currently subscribed to cfaussie as: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > >>>To unsubscribe send a blank email to > >> > >>[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > >>>Aussie Macromedia Developers: http://lists.daemon.com.au/ > >>> > >> > >> > >>-- > >>Regards, > >>Scott Barnes > >>http://www.mossyblog.com > >>http://www.flexcoder.com (Coming Soon) > >> > >>--- > >>You are currently subscribed to cfaussie as: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > >>To unsubscribe send a blank email to > >>[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >>Aussie Macromedia Developers: http://lists.daemon.com.au/ > > > > > > ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > This e-mail is sent by Suncorp-Metway Limited ABN 66 010 831 722 or one of > > its related entities "Suncorp". > > > > Suncorp may be contacted at Level 18, 36 Wickham Terrace, Brisbane or on 13 > > 11 55 or at suncorp.com.au. > > > > The content of this e-mail is the view of the sender or stated author and > > does not necessarily reflect the view of Suncorp. 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