*A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She
presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known
proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
**It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders.
Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that
these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic! *
*1.*
Don't change horses
until they stop running.
*2.*
Strike while the
bug is close.
*3.*
It's always darkest before
Daylight Saving Time.
*4.*
Never underestimate the power of
termites.
*5.*
You can lead a horse to water but
How?
*6.*
Don't bite the hand that
looks dirty.
*7.*
No news is
impossible
*8.*
A miss is as good as a
Mr.
*9.*
You can't teach an old dog new
Math
*10.*
If you lie down with dogs, you'll
stink in the morning.
*11.*
Love all, trust
Me.
*12.*
The pen is mightier than the
pigs.
*13.*
An idle mind is
the best way to relax.
*14.*
Where there's smoke there's
pollution.
*15.*
Happy the bride who
gets all the presents.
*16.*
A penny saved is
not much.
*17.*
Two's company, three's
the Musketeers.
*18.*
Don't put off till tomorrow what
you put on to go to bed.
*19.*
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and
You have to blow your nose.
*20.*
There are none so blind as
Stevie Wonder.
*21.** *
Children should be seen and not
spanked or grounded.
*22.*
If at first you don't succeed
get new batteries.
*23.*
You get out of something only what you
See in the picture on the box
*24.*
When the blind lead the blind
get out of the way.
*25.*
A bird in the hand
is going to poop on you.
* And the WINNER and last one!*
*26.*
Better late than
Pregnant
Steve.
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