In honor of April Fools day, http://www.jsoftware.com/papers/APLQA.htm#punch_lines
My daughter Rachel loves jokes and riddles, both hearing them and telling them. Over the years we’ve told and retold each other many jokes. Lately we’ve taken to reciting just the punch lines. The “compression ratio” is high. Spot. Stripes. Next! Roosters don’t lay eggs. One egg is enough (un oeuf). She had to stop to ask for directions. Concentrate. We go at night. It’s the first day I had me hook. Now if another person walks into the house it’d be empty. Skiing, sir. We are out of flies today. What friend? Praise the Lord! I didn’t know you could yodel. I’ve always wanted to play the piano. Want to ride bikes? I’d like to have a cheeseburger, a milk shake, and fries please. It’s the way you tell it. … ---------------------------------------------------------------------- For information about J forums see http://www.jsoftware.com/forums.htm
