> A few points for your perusal > > 1 I am fucking great A girl called great? Great!
> 2 I at least I haven't got a bear belly Ah, so there won't be any little bear cubs running around next year then... :o( > 3 I'm not sex starved I'm on a diet Jake's celibacy plan, available in all good book shops now. > 4 I am not underweight Your not under anything by the sounds of it! ;o) > 5 your a twat You are or you're is the correct version, but otherwise I offer no further comment > 6 fuck off and die your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of > elderberries! I wave my private parts at your aunties you silly English > type! Is that part of the celibacy plan? 'cos if they be some sex crazed aunties, then you might find yourself in a variety of gang-bang! Be careful Jake. :o\ > > Twin Sibling fights are geat aren't they eh?
