----- Original Message ----- > > A little blond girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum > and says: "Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the > other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 ! > That's good,innit?" "Yes darling, very good." > > "Is that because I'm blond?" > > "Yes darling, it's because you're blond." > > Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: "Mummy, today at > school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as > D,but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K ! That's good,innit?" > > "Yes darling, very good." > > "Is that because I'm blond, mummy?" > > "Yes darling it's because you're blond." > > Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went > swimming, and well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!" > She proceeds to flash her impressive 36D at her mum. > > "Is that because I'm blond, mummy?" > > " No darling, it's because you're 25." > > > > > > > > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > This is an email from Charles Russell Solicitors. The contents of this > email are confidential to the ordinary user of the email address to > which it is was addressed. No-one else may place any reliance upon it, or > copy or forward all or any of it in any form. > The firm is regulated by the Law Society. > Our postal address is 8-10 New Fetter Lane, London, EC4A 1RS. > Main telephone number: +44 (0)20 7203 5000 > Website: http://www.charlesrussell.co.uk > A list of our partners may be inspected at the above postal address. > If you receive this email in error, please accept our apology. We should > be obliged if you would telephone our postmaster on +44 (0)20 7203 5151 or > email [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > _____________________________________________________________________ > This message has been checked for all known viruses by UUNET delivered > through the MessageLabs Virus Control Centre. For further information visit > http://www.uk.uu.net/products/security/virus/ > > > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ > This e-mail contains proprietary information some or all of which may be > legally privileged. It is for the intended recipient only. If an > addressing or transmission error has misdirected this e-mail, please notify > the author by replying to this e-mail. If you are not the intended > recipient you must not use, disclose, distribute, copy, print or rely on > this e-mail. The United Kingdom firm Ernst & Young LLP is a limited > liability partnership and a member of Ernst & Young International. It is > authorised by the Institute of Chartered Accountants in England and Wales > to carry on investment business and is registered in England and Wales with > registered number OC300001. A list of members' names is available for > inspection at Becket House, 1 Lambeth Palace Road, London SE1 7EU, the > firm's principal place of business and registered office. > > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com > >
