[Mwnci Chat] Fw: Friday Night Thoughts Passed on..

[JORDAN BROWN]

----- Original Message ----- From: Nige Brown To: Jordan Brown ; Fiona Haggerty ; Rich Scully ; Richard Pett ; Richard James ; Steve Carpenter ; Steve Roderick Sent: Sunday, October 06, 2002 11:35 AM Subject: Fw: Friday Night Thoughts Passed on..   This is very serious, so read it carefully. Several new viruses have been discovered and are wreaking havoc throughout the national system. Beware of... 1. THE ALGORE Virus....(Causes your computer to just keep counting and counting) 2. THE CLINTON Virus....(Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory) 3. THE BOB DOLE (aka: VIAGRA) virus...(Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy) 4. THE LEWINSKY Virus...(Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then Emails everyone about what it did) 5. THE RONALD REAGAN Virus....(Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored) 6. THE MIKE TYSON Virus....(Quits after two bytes) 7. THE OPRAH WINFREY Virus....(Your 300mb hard drive shrinks to 100mb, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200mb) 8. THE JACK KEVORKIAN Virus...(Deletes all old files) (Kevorkian, 73, assisted in the televised suicide of Thomas Youk, and is now serving a 10- to 25-year prison sentence for his 1999 second-degree murder conviction) 9. THE ELLEN DEGENERES Virus...(Disks can no longer be inserted) (American comedian, actress and writer outed in 1997) 10. THE PROZAC Virus...(Totally screws up your RAM, but your Processor doesn't care) 11. THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO Virus...(Only attacks minor files) (Joey Buttafuoco, would-be actor and environmental activist, was arraigned in 1993 on charges he raped his 16-year-old girlfriend) 12. THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER Virus...(Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back)  - And finally... 13. THE LORENA BOBBITT Virus...(Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows)