Hey dont get so worked up man its only email, its not the blood running through your veins
At 12:17 12/11/2002 -0000, you wrote: >As my computer is temporarily dead I have only just received the ridiculous >email from OML. I have no idea why u think I am obsessed with camels, I was >referring to YOU in a derogatory sense when using the word 'dick'. What >really scares me is the way you think I would want to make amorous advances >on you, never come near me again - ever. Freak > >Stanley / Judas / Britney Mic >----- Original Message ----- >From: "OWEN MICHAEL LEONARD" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Sent: Friday, November 08, 2002 3:34 PM >Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham > > >> And yes indeed Tristan camels do have large dicks. After spending 5 >minutes >> looking up pictures of horny camels on google, I have come to the >conclusion >> that your exclamation is indicative of a clear camel fetish. All I did was >> say that I had the *mind* of a camel though so please don't make any >amorous >> advances upon me as you will be rejected out of hand. Sorry to disappoint >> you. >> >> O. >> >> >> >> ----- Original Message ----- >> From: "TRISTAN PHILLIP MITCHELL" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> Sent: Friday, November 08, 2002 3:22 PM >> Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham >> >> >> > what a dick >> > ----- Original Message ----- >> > From: "OWEN MICHAEL LEONARD" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> > Sent: Friday, November 08, 2002 2:20 PM >> > Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham >> > >> > >> > > Listen cupcake, I may have the appearance of an innocent youth, but I >> have >> > > the mind of a very strange and wizened camel......... >> > > >> > > ;-� >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > ----- Original Message ----- >> > > From: "Cez Gilbert" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> > > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> > > Sent: Thursday, November 07, 2002 9:26 PM >> > > Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham >> > > >> > > >> > > > >> > > > hmm they say its always the old ones that r the best but wen the old >> > ones >> > > > come from the mouths of the young ones its just not the same!! >> > > > >> > > > confused yet!?! >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >From: "OWEN MICHAEL LEONARD" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> > > > >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > > > >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > > > >Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham >> > > > >Date: Thu, 7 Nov 2002 18:24:15 -0000 >> > > > > >> > > > >What did the banana say to the vibrator?? >> > > > > >> > > > >"I dunno what the fuck you're shaking for - she's gonna eat me >> > > afterwards!" >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > >----- Original Message ----- >> > > > >From: "Steven Lee" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> > > > >To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> > > > >Sent: Tuesday, November 05, 2002 7:57 PM >> > > > >Subject: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: Fw: Beckham >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > >Alex Ferguson calls Beckham into his office. 'David', he says, >'I >> > > > > > >need to talk to you about your performance against Leeds the >> other >> > > > >night, >> > > > > > >you were bloody hopeless, completely off form.' 'Sorry boss', >> says >> > > > > > David.'I >> > > > > > >ve not been myself lately. I've got a few problems at home.' >> > > > > > >Oh dear' says Fergie, 'Whats up? posh & the kids ok?' >'Oh,they're >> > > > > > fine,it's >> > > > > > >just that something is really bugging me and i'm losing sleep >and >> > > > > > >everything >> > > > > > > I can't concentrate on my football and it's really messing me >> > head >> > > > >up.' >> > > > > > >'Whatever's the matter?' says Fergie >> > > > > > >'Well boss, It's pretty serious. Victoria bought this jigsaw >> puzzle >> > > > > > >the other day and.........' >> > > > > > >'A JIGSAW??' shouts Sir Alex. 'You're playing shit because of a >> > > > > > >jigsaw?' >> > > > > > >'Yeah boss, but you don't understand, it's really doing me head >> > > > >in!'says >> > > > > > >David, 'It's really hard, it's this picture of a Tiger and it >> looks >> > > > >really >> > > > > > >easy on yhe box and I'm sure i've got all the bits and >everything >> > but >> > > I >> > > > > > >just >> > > > > > >can't get it right and it's doing my head in and, and.........' >> > > > > > >'David,David, David' says Fergie, 'You better get a grip son >and >> > > > >quick.'> >> > > > > > 'Ok >> > > > > > >boss,but.............It's this picture of a Tiger and it looks >> > really >> > > > >easy >> > > > > > >on the box and i'm sure i've got all the bits and everything >but >> I >> > > > >can't >> > > > > > do >> > > > > > >it and it's doing my head in and.......and....it's a Tiger and >it >> > > looks >> > > > > > >easy >> > > > > > >but it's really hard and er, it's a Tiger and everything, er... >> on >> > > the >> > > > > > >box.. >> > > > > > >er.....sorry boss.' >> > > > > > >'Ok, Ok' says Sir Alex, 'bring in the bloody jigsaw and let's >> have >> > a >> > > > > > >look shall we. It can't be that difficult'. >> > > > > > >'Thanks boss.' says David. >> > > > > > >So Becks brings in the jigsaw and takes it to Fergies office. >> 'Here >> > > > > > >it is boss' he says, showing Ferguson the picture on the box, >> 'look >> > > > > > boss,it >> > > > > > >s a Tiger right, and it's a really good picture and everything >> but >> > I >> > > > >just >> > > > > > >can't do it and it's really hard and its doing my head in and >> > > > > > everything..' >> > > > > > >Becks empties all the pieces from the box all over Fergies >desk. >> > > > > > >Sir Alex looks at whats on the desk, looks up with his head in >> his >> > > > > > >hands and says to Beckham........... >> > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > >. >> > > > > > > > >. >> > > > > > > > >. >> > > > > > > > >. >> > > > > > > > >. >> > > > > > > > >. >> > > > > > > > >. >> > > > > > > > >. >> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > >. >> > > > > > > > >. >> > > > > > > > >. >> > > > > > > > >. >> > > > > > > > >. >> > > > > > > > >. >> > > > > > > > >'Put the fucking Frosties back in the box David'......... >> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > _________________________________________________________________ >> > > > Help STOP SPAM with the new MSN 8 and get 2 months FREE* >> > > > http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail >> > > > >> > > > >> > > >> > > >> > >> > >> >> > > Andrew Hobson website : http://users.aber.ac.uk/aph0/ email : [EMAIL PROTECTED]
