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SJ:  To The FAA

Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W. Washington D.C.  20591

Dear Sirs;

I have the solution for the prevention of  hijackings, and at the same time
getting our airline industry back on its feet.

Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we
should replace all of our female  flight attendants with strippers. Muslims
would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and
of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in
hope of seeing a naked woman.

We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record
sales.

Now why didn't Congress think of this?

Sincerely,


Bill Clinton





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