A great laugh I live in Italy, and guess what: It's true !!!
You just forgot to mention that this is all in a pill-box fiat at 110mph using three lanes on the highway. :) Kind Regards Andr� -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] On Behalf Of Paul O'Brien Sent: 29. april 2002 15:47 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; chevelle-list; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; classicmercurycars; marauders2; Mercury Club of Norway; Micheal J Parker; Mike and Deb Mason; Polly Christensen; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Russell Sweger; V.L. Stibbe; Bill Schwebke; James D. Walter; Jennifer DeGarmo Subject: [Chevelle-List] Identify Drivers How To Identify Where Drivers Are From ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: California *with gun in lap: L.A. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds bag out the window: Texas city male One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road: Texas country male One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment: Texas female Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from their own or another's car: Colorado ----------------------------------------------------- To Unsubscribe please visit www.chevelles.net/list.html To start a new topic, send mail to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ----------------------------------------------------- To Unsubscribe please visit www.chevelles.net/list.html To start a new topic, send mail to: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
