This is much simpler than getting off the Ford list!!!! This was GREAT!!
Dwight
>From: Jeff Fischer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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>Subject: Re: [Chevelle-List] Chevelle List
>Date: Fri, 06 Dec 2002 07:58:39 -0600
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>Mach
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>fork.
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>the
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>posture cylinder and lock them into place using the band aid
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>Jeff Fischer
>Lake Elmo, MN
>'71 Chevelle SS, 454, 4 spd
>http://home.attbi.com/~addss/chevelle.html
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>At 10:42 PM 12/5/2002 -0600, you wrote:
>>
>>----- Original Message -----
>>From:
John Johnson
>>To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>Sent: Monday, December 02, 2002 7:03 PM
>>Subject: [Chevelle-List] Chevelle List
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