Rocky, You sure? Those directions read an awful lot like the ones that came with my wife's dil... Oh, wait a minute. I didn't read the part about "the Telstar GS-2 weather satellite." In fact, the thing that got me going was "Insert the wiggling pin into the wobbling hole, making sure that it seated correctly." I coulda sworn I read those directions somewhere before...
Chuck on 3/4/03 6:47 PM, rocky hill at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > > To unsubscribe from this service you must first > purchase a > Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription Cancellation > Unit. The unit can be > obtained from most hardware stores and dental clinics. > Be sure to obtain the proper permits to operate the > unit from the > Nuclear Regulatory Commission and the Food and Drug > Administration in > Washington D.C. USA. > Be sure to carefully unpack the kit and place each > component in its > accompanying mesh safety bag. > Mount the Pershing DF4 mesinator on top of the > perforated Gerring Mach > 77 refibulator and attach them using the > eight-millimeter torque fork. > Be sure that the refibulator is mounted at a 66 degree > angle and > properly dispersed so that it is flush with the curved > section of the > Pyrex thistle tube. > Place the four sections of the triangular separation > gear into the > posture cylinder and lock them into place using the > band aid adhesive strip. > Insert the wiggling pin into the wobbling hole, making > sure that it > seated correctly. > Place the D cell battery and the eleven 9 volt > batteries in the power > chamber. > The device should be calibrated before operation using > the optional > digital corkscrew accessory pack prior to operation. > Insert the digital corkscrew through the electronic > combustion service > chamber using caution not to touch the reinforced > tungsten igniter > control module and quickly turn the inverter drive to > 28.6 degrees. > Turn the Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription > Cancellation Unit upside > down and hit the bottom plate with a 48-ounce > ball-peen hammer while > shaking the unit vigorously. > Force open the door to the incineration valve > compartment and set the > pressure gauge to 719 psi. > Close the door and seal it shut with duct tape. > The unit should now be properly calibrated and ready > to use. > Before activating the Craft-O-Matic Adjustable > Subscription > Cancellation Unit, you must first elevate it to a > height of 229 feet > above sea level to insure that the unit receives the > proper oxygen level > and barometric pressure. > Point the aerial to 17 degrees north by northeast to > within the > parameters of the Telstar GS-2 weather satellite and > apply pressure to > the wing shaft on the southern most section of the > modular accelerator. > Using the special ratchet adapter supplied with the > unit, rotate the > heater core to the "on" position. The "on" position > has been obtained > when the green light begins to flash, signifying that > the red light is > about to go off. > Once the red light is off, flip the toggle switch > labeled "ON/OFF" to > the "ON" position and count to 47 before logging on to > the system. > Logon using your username and password and wait for > the prompt. > Once prompted you must check the box with the > appropriate action you > wish to take and then press the pressure release > button and turn off the > compressor while turning the hand crank at 231 meters > per minute. > Next, press control, alt, delete, caps lock, shift, > number lock, escape > and tab simultaneously. > Press enter. You will have one second to complete the > procedure. > If you fail to respond in the time limit allowed, > simply purchase a new > Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription Cancellation > Unit and start from > the beginning. > Please remember that this is the only way we will > accept for you to > unsubscribe from this service. > We have made every attempt to simplify the procedure > for your > convenience. Failure to comply with the unsubscribe > policy will result > in immediate termination of your subscription so > please follow the above > directions closely > > Regards > The Chevelle List > > __________________________________________________ > Do you Yahoo!? > Yahoo! Tax Center - forms, calculators, tips, more > http://taxes.yahoo.com/ > > ----------------------------------------------------- > To Unsubscribe please visit www.chevelles.net/list.html > To start a new topic, send mail to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ----------------------------------------------------- To Unsubscribe please visit www.chevelles.net/list.html To start a new topic, send mail to: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
