Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was "a-salted".

 

I used to work in a watch factory. All I had to do was sit there and make faces all day.

 

I used to work in a bakery. I didn’t knead the dough, so they put me on the loaf.

 

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his friend in the woods?

 

 

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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of Richard M. Pruett
Sent: Monday, April 12, 2004 9:06 PM
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Subject: [Chevelle-list] Just a joke

 

It's been so quiet lately, thought I'd give you guys and gals a laugh.

 

Two fish are swimming along together.

 

One bumps into a concrete wall.

 

He turns to the other fish a says "Dam".

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