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I
agree Phil>>> Keep it Fun
!!!
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Friday, February 03, 2006 12:42
PM
Subject: Re: [Chevelle-list] Off-topic
messages (was RE: FW: eSecurity Advisory: Blackmal Email Worm)
I knew all this was coming. I've been laughing all day. This
is first a Chevelle List & a fun forum. And we do get off list just
like we're BS'ing, etc. But it's fun & interesting. Just keep
religion & politics out. I use the List for technical advice &
enjoyment. I don't have the computer knowledge to follow that long
list of email rules nor do I want my life to be that rigid. I make
mistakes & miss gears on occassion but I try to be
courteous. Lighten up guys. Keep it FUN!!
Phil G. 65 SS
-----Original Message----- From: Bill
Lessenberry <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: The Chevelle Mailing List
< [email protected]> Sent: Fri, 03 Feb 2006 12:25:18
-0600 Subject: Re: [Chevelle-list] Off-topic messages (was RE: FW:
eSecurity Advisory: Blackmal Email Worm)
It is a fun forum , we have a way
to un-sub, I'm sure someone
will post it.. That's my
cue!!!!! :-)))
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