A man had great tickets for the World Cup Final.
As he sits down, another man comes down and asks
if anyone is sitting in the empty seat next to
him.
"No," he says. "The seat is empty." This is
incredible!" says the other man. "Who in their
right mind would have a seat like this for the
World Cup Final, the biggest sporting event in
the
world, and not use it?"
"Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife
was supposed to come with me, but she passed
away.
This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been
to together since we got married in 1966 in
London."
"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible.
But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or
relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the
funeral."