A man had great tickets for the World Cup Final. 
                              As he sits down, another man comes down and asks 
                              if anyone is sitting in the empty seat next to 
                              him. 

                              "No," he says. "The seat is empty." This is 
                              incredible!" says the other man. "Who in their 
                              right mind would have a seat like this for the 
                              World Cup Final, the biggest sporting event in 
the 
                              world, and not use it?" 

                              "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife 
                              was supposed to come with me, but she passed 
away. 


                              This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been 
                              to together since we got married in 1966 in 
                              London." 

                              "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. 
                              But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or 
                              relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" 

                              The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the 
                              funeral."

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