Not here at the Cannibus Clubs...
> -----Original Message----- > From: Larry Williams [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Wednesday, July 4, 2007 03:58 PM > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED], 'The Chevelle Mailing List' > Subject: Re: [Chevelle-list] California Redneck > > HEY!!!! Is pot illegal???? > > Larry > > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > > You know you're from California if: > > > > 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. > > > > 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house. > > > > 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation > > in English. > > > > 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is > > named Flower. > > > > 5. You can't remember . . Is pot illegal? > > > > 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. > > > > 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, > > and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian. > > > > 8. You can't remember . .. . Is pot illegal? > > > > 9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears. > > > > 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S. > > > > 11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball > > cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney. > > > > 12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment. > > > > 13. You can't remember . .. .is pot illegal? > > > > 14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news > > station: "STORM WATCH." > > > > 15 You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy > > with their cells or pagers. > > > > 16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour > > early to avoid all the weather-related accidents. > > > > 17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal???? > > > > 18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and > > cosmetic surgeons. > > > > 19. The Terminator is your Governor. > > > > 20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're > > here illegally, they want to give you one. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > No virus found in this outgoing message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.5.476 / Virus Database: 269.9.14/884 - Release Date: 7/2/2007 3:35 > PM > > >
