Aha!! The Cat has it!
Garfield on the oil crisis
A lot of folks can't understand how we came
to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We
just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical
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Our OIL is
located in
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
and
Texas
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Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington,
DC!!!
Any Questions ???
NO? I didn't Think So.
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I would rather live my life as if there is a God, and die to find out there isn't, Than live my
life as if there isn't, And die to find out there is. -Blaise Pascal
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