Re: [Chihuahuas] Fwd: Rules for non pet owners ot

Wed, 22 Feb 2006 13:50:32 -0800

This is the coolest thing I have ever read. I laughed and laughed. I am going to forward this to all my friends. Thanks for sharing. Shena.

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Date: Tue, 21 Feb 2006 09:38:16 -0800 (PST)
From: Pam Vaughan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Rules for non pet owners
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Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets:
 
1. They live here. You don't.
 
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.(That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
 
3. I like my pets a lot better than most people.
 
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. Dogs and cats are better than kids ...they eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are
 
easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, and don't need a gazillion dollars for college - and if they get pregnant, you can sell the children.
 
 
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