imkoogie <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Hi All,
Sorry I haven't been on, my mom died unexpectedly. I stopped home
to take care of all the animals - poor Harvey wonders what is going
on, he is not used to being alone so long. I brought him to Dad's
but my Aunt is terrified of dogs, even 6 lb. licking Harv! So poor
Harv stays here.
Anyway, I saw this and thought of the group.I'll check in again in
a few days.
Vicki
DOG BED:
Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread
in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in
the living room.
DROOL:
Is what you do when your mom and dad have the
food and you don't.
To do this properly you must sit as close as you
can and look sad and let the drool fall to the floor,
or better yet, on their laps.
GARBAGE CAN:
A container where mom and dad put food they
don't want, to test your ingenuity. You must
stand on your hind legs and try to push the lid
off with your nose. If you do it right you are
rewarded with margarine wrappers to shred,
beef bones to consume and moldy crusts of
bread.
BICYCLES:
Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented
for dogs to control body fat.
To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must
hide behind a bush and dash out, bark loudly
and run alongside for a few yards; the person
then swerves and falls into the bushes, and you
prance away.
DEAFNESS:
This is an affliction which affects dogs when
their mom or dad want them in and they want
to stay out. Symptoms include staring blankly
at the person, then running in the opposite
direction, or lying down.
THUNDER:
This is a signal that the world is coming to an
end.
Mom and dad remain amazingly calm during
thunderstorms, so it is necessary to warn them
of the danger by trembling uncontrollably,
panting, rolling your eyes wildly and following
their every move.
LEAN:
Every good dogs's response to the command
sit !, especially if your mom and dad are
dressed for an evening out. Incredibly effective
before black-tie events.
BUMP:
The best way to get your mom and dad's
attention when they are drinking a fresh cup
of coffee or tea.
LOVE:
Is a feeling of intense affection, given freely and
without restriction.
The best way you can show your love is to wag
your tail.
If you're lucky, a human will love you in return.
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