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Brenda
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Subject: Remarkable
Obituary





 





 





Today we mourn the
passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense.

Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he 
was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red
tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing 
when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that 
life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial 
policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies 
(adults, not kids, are in charge).

His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but 
overbearing regulations were set in place. - Reports of a six-year-old boy 
charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens
suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired 
for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Mr. Sense declined even further when schools were required to get parental 
consent to administer aspirin to a student; but, could not inform the 
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became 
contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received
better treatment than their victims. Common Sense finally gave up the ghost 
after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she 
spilled a bit in her lap, and was awarded a huge financial settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his 
wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He
is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you 
still remember him, pass this on; if not, join the majority and do
nothing.





 






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