> Gorilla on the Roof - Plan 'B'
> ===============================
>
> As he was quietly watching television at home, the chap heard a
> sound on the roof of his house and rushed out to investigate.
> Seeing it was a fair-sized gorilla tearing the shingles off his
> home, he promptly called up the local zoo authorities to inform
> them one of their animals had escaped. He was reassured that a
> gorilla recovering unit was on the way and to remain calm.
>
> A few minutes later, an old beat up truck, displaying the
> Gorilla recovery unit logo on its panels, pulled up to the
> house. The elderly driver proceeds to recover from the back of
> the truck, a chihuahua dog, a pair of handcuffs, a ladder, a
> baseball bat, and a 12-gauge shotgun. Puzzled on how this lone
> elderly was to solve the problem of this gorilla that had by now
> torn half the roof apart, the chap asked him how he would go
> about doing this. As he handed him over the 12-gauge shotgun,
> the zoo employee explained the plan:
>
> "First I'll climb up there with the ladder. Then I'll approach
> the gorilla and knock him off the roof using the baseball bat.
> As soon as the gorilla hits the ground, the specially trained
> chihuahua will attack its private parts. When I get back on the
> ground, the gorilla will have lowered its hands to its groin
> area to protect itself thus making it easy for me to slip on the
> handcuffs. Then, I lead him to the truck, lock him up and take
> him back to the zoo..."
>
> Amazed at the procedure, the somewhat startled house owner asked
> why he was handed the 12-gauge shotgun?
>
> "Well," explained the experienced gorilla retriever, "It's just
> a precaution should things not go exactly as planned. In the
> unlikely event that once on the roof the gorilla knocks me off
> with the baseball bat - shoot the dog."
>
> See ya,
> Scooter
>
>
>
> Contact me at:
> Donnie Parrett
> 1956 Asa Flat Road
> Annville, KY 40402
> Home # 606-364-3321
> Cell # 606-438-2557
> Church # 606-364-PRAY
> Email [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
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