Thank you for a good laugh on Sunday morning. I surely needed it. I am sitting in my office waiting for a friend so I can study for my Spanish mid-term. I can't study at home much because of the dogs. My chi wants to sit in my lap while I read. If it were just sitting there it would not be a problem but he also wants me to rub his belly, scratch his neck and let him out (another word you could say and not spell, and b-a-t-h) constantly. I agree with every word and could include more like getting to go to the bathroom without an audience. One of my dogs (not the chi) actually sits on my foot while I'm on the john. Again, thanks for the laugh.
Lisa --- In [email protected], "Cindy Lynn" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > > If I didn't have animals . . . . > > I could walk around the yard barefoot in safety. > > My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and laminated. > > All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture, and cars would be free of hair. > > When the doorbell rings, it wouldn't sound like a kennel. > > When the doorbell rings, I could get to the door without wading through > fuzzy bodies who beat me there. > > I could sit on the couch and my bed the way I wanted, without taking into > consideration how much space several fur bodies would need to get > comfortable. > > I would not have strange presents under my Christmas tree -- dog bones, > stuffed animals ,toys, treats nor would I have to explain to people why I > wrap them. > > I would have money....and no guilt to go on a real vacation. > > I would not be on a first-name basis with 6 veterinarians, as I put their > yet-unborn grandkids thru college. > > The most used words in my vocabulary would not be: out, sit, down, come, no, > stay, and leave him/her/it ALONE. > > My house would not be cordoned off into zones with baby gates or barriers. > > My house would not look like a day care center, toys everywhere. > > My pockets would not contain things like poop bags, treats and an extra > leash. > > I would no longer have to Spell the words B-A-L-L-, F-R-I-S-B-E- E, W-A-L-K, > or T-R-E-A-T. > > I would not have as many leaves INSIDE my house as outside. > > I would not look strangely at people who think having ONE dog/cat ties them > down too much. > > I'd look forward to spring and the melting of snow instead of dreading mud > season. > > I would not have to answer the question "Why do you have so many > dogs/animals?" from people who will never have the joy in their lives of > knowing they are loved unconditionally by someone as close to an angel as > they will ever get. > > How empty my life would be. > > > Cindy Lynn > Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail > " Lets talk about our wonderful little friends! Join today! " Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Chihuahuas/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Chihuahuas/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
