OT, but sounded funny to get this right after yahoo had been down :-) I was having yahoo withdrawals!!! lol Marsha
> How to tell when you are spending too much time with your > computer: > > You start introducing yourself as "lord at pacbell dot net" > > Your wife drapes a wig over your monitor to remind you of what > she looks like > > You check your mail. It says "no new messages". So you check it > again > > Your phone bill is delivered in a box > > You name your children Eudora, Mozilla, and Dotcom > > All of your friends have an @ in their names > > You tell the cab driver you live at http:// > 123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html > > You tell the kids they can't use the computer because "Daddy's > got work to do" and you don't have a job. > > You get a tattoo that says "This body best viewed with Netscape > 3.01" > > You never have to deal with the busy signals because you never > log off > > You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair > in front of your computer with a toilet > > You start tilting your head sideways whenever you smile :) > > Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage, so > you buy another computer and install another phone line so that > the two of you can chat > > As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, > your first instinct is to search for the "back" button > > Your computer goes down, you haven't logged in for two hours. > You start to tremble. You pick up the phone and dial your > Internet access number. You try to mimic computer noise in > order to connect. > > > See ya, > Scooter > > > > Contact me at: > Donnie Parrett > 1956 Asa Flat Road > Annville, KY 40402 > Home # 606-364-3321 > Cell # 606-438-2557 > Church # 606-364-PRAY > Email [EMAIL PROTECTED] > ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Great things are happening at Yahoo! Groups. See the new email design. http://us.click.yahoo.com/lOt0.A/hOaOAA/yQLSAA/MJOolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> " Lets talk about our wonderful little friends! Join today! " Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Chihuahuas/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Chihuahuas/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
