thats cute really cute arlene
Pam Havard <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> DOG DIARY
> 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
> 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
> 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
> 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
> 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
> 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
> 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
> 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
> 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
> 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with my people! My favorite thing!
> 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
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> CAT DIARY
> Day 983 of my captivity.
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> My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
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> They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed
> hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the
> rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to
> keep up my strength.
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> The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to
> disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a
> mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would
> strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am
> capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a
> 'good little hunter' I am.
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> There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed
> in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could
> hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was
> due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means, and how to
> use it to my advantage.
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> Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
> tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this
> again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
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> I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
> The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems
> to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
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> The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the
> guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors
> have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is
> safe. For now.......
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