I loved it! That's my list too.... Phylis ----- Original Message ----- From: marsha Taylor To: [email protected] ; [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Saturday, December 22, 2007 5:35 PM Subject: [Chihuahuas] Fw: [italian-greyhounds] From Doggy mom....Dear Santa.........
a dog version of a child version I had already seen :-) Marsha Do not tell God how big your storm is. Tell the storm how big your God is. ----- Original Message ----- From: Marilyn Lomashewich To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ; [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Saturday, December 22, 2007 5:49 PM Subject: [italian-greyhounds] From Doggy mom....Dear Santa......... Dear Santa, I've been a good doggy mum all year. I've fed, cleaned and cuddled my dogs on demand, visited the Vet's office more than my own doctor, spent more on their shampoos and conditioners than I do for myself, and most of the time they are groomed better than I am. I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with a black marker pen on the back of a dog food receipt in the laundry room between cycles of dog bedding, and who knows when I'll find anymore free time in the near future with puppies coming and dog shows on the horizon. Here are my Christmas wishes: I'd like a pair of legs that don't ache, (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don't hurt or flap in the breeze; but are strong enough to put my struggling dog into the tub for a bath. I'd also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere eating dog show food, and at least three show outfits and some jeans that will zip all the way up without the use of power tools. If you're hauling big ticket items this year I'd like nose print resistant windows, floors that clean themselves, and a refrigerator with a secret compartment behind the crisper where I can hide to eat my own snacks without having to share with a pack of barking maniacs. On the practical side, I could use a battery operated dog that is always stacked perfectly and moves to perfection on my command to boost my showing confidence, along with at least two bitches who don't bump each other to start a fight. I could also use a recording of The Dog Whisperer chanting "Don't pee in the living room" and "Get off of her, she is not in heat" because my voice seems to be just out of my dog's hearing range and can only be heard by the next door neighbors who are at least an acre away. If it's too late to find any of these things, I'd settle for enough time to brush my teeth and comb my hair in the same morning, or the luxury of eating food warmer than room temperature without it being served in a Styrofoam container at a dog show. Well, Santa, the buzzer on the dryer is ringing and some of my dogs saw my feet under the laundry room door. They think I am eating dinner in here again and they are missing out on leftovers. Have a safe trip and remember to leave your wet boots by the door and look down so that you don't step into an "accident". I would have left cookies, but between the dogs and the cat, there is no chance that anything other than drool will be left on the plate. I left you a Hot Toddy to warm you from the cold, but after a day like this, I drank it myself. Yours Always, Doggy Mum ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.516 / Virus Database: 269.17.6/1192 - Release Date: 12/21/2007 1:17 PM
