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----- Forwarded Message ---- From: Cindy Foster <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: Moogy Childers <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; GEORGE PUCKETT <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Darryl Walker <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; TANYA WHEELER <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Cc: Anne <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Jeannie Bolmon <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Laura Burell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; bobbie lee burns <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Chris and Robert <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Kenneth Crompton <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Donna <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Eddie Espling <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Linda <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Vance Martin <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Melinda <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Amber Moseley <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Pearl <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Candace Sertain <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Robert Terrell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Jody Vickery <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; claudia werner <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Constance White <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Martha Whitlock <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Tina Whitlock <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, February 20, 2008 12:32:28 AM Subject: Fwd: Fw: New Office Policy --- Tony Taylor <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Date: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:24:13 -0800 (PST) > From: Tony Taylor <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Subject: Fwd: Fw: New Office Policy > To: Angie <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Angie > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, > Barbi <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Carole Haney > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, > Cindy Foster <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, > [EMAIL PROTECTED], > [EMAIL PROTECTED], Debbie > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, [EMAIL PROTECTED], > Kathy <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Lisa > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, > Lynn <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Martha S Mitchum > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, > Mary Beth <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Ronnie > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, > Sessy <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Terry > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, > Yolanda Hathcock <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > > Note: forwarded message attached.> From: "Ricky W Christian" > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "Susan Sprouse" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, > "Tony" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, > "Riki Vernon" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, > "Harold" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Subject: Fw: New Office Policy > Date: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 19:40:23 -0500 > > > Ricky W Christian > 102 Hazelwood Ave > Anderson SC 29626 > 864-245-0573 > ----- Original Message ----- > > Is this going to be the new policy ? > > > > EFFECTIVE February 29, 2008 > > NEW OFFICE POLICY > > Dress Code: > > 1) You are advised to come to work dressed > according to your salary. > > 2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and > carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing > well financially and therefore do not need a raise. > > 3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to > manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer > clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. > > 4) If you dress just right, you are right where > you need to be and therefore you do not need a > raise. > > Sick Days: > > We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as > proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the > doctor, you are able to come to work. > > Personal Days: > > Each employee will receive 104 personal days a > year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays. > > Bereavement Leave: > > This is no excuse for missing work. There is > nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or > co-workers. Every effort should be made to have > non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in > your place. In rare cases where employee involvement > is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the > late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work > through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one > hour early. > > Bathroom Breaks: > > Entirely too much time is being spent in the > toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time > limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an > alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will > retract, the stall door will open, and a picture > will be taken. After your second offense, your > picture will be posted on the company bulletin board > under the "Chronic Offenders" category. Anyone > caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned > under the company's mental health policy. > > Lunch Break: > > * Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as > they need to eat more, so that they can look > healthy. > > * Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to > get a balanced meal to maintain their average > figure. > > * Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because > that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast. > > Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We > are here to provide a positive employment > experience. 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