I'm still laughing thanks a lot.I needed this
God bless you Brutus,Sissy and Claudia



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Never Argue with a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to 
take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the 
boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and 
says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" 
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") 
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her 
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading" 
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any 
moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." 
"For reading a book," she replies, 
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again, 
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading" 
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any 
moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." 
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. 
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. 
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at 
any moment." 
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. Send 
this to four women who are thinkers. If you receive this, you knowyou're 
intelligent.  


      

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