That is to funny #3,5 and 12 are so prefect for me.

 
God bless you Brutus,Sissy and Claudia



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From: GJ <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: [email protected]
Sent: Thursday, August 14, 2008 6:41:42 PM
Subject: [Chihuahuas] just something fun to read -OT



Girlie Wisdom! 

1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control 
pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care. 

2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can 
make a woman gain 5 lbs.

3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

4. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

5. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't 
know what you are doing, someone else does. 

6. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by 
then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. 

8. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain 
consciousness. 

9. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing 
together and setting fire to my knicker's.

10. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it 
shrinks 2 sizes! 

11. Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things 
like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' .....Now I've forgotten 
my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never 
forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget 
to eat! 

12. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about 
nothing and then they marry him.

13. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are 
eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they 
kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day! 

SEND THIS TO 5 BRIGHT WOMEN YOU KNOW AND MAKE THEIR DAY!!! 
LIVE SIMPLY.....LAUGH OFTEN....LOVE DEEPLY 

Gloria C


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