Thank you for the daily Psalm! & joke...heehee Gloria C "The Lord will fight for you, and you shall hold your Peace" Exodus 14:14
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]: [EMAIL PROTECTED]: Wed, 3 Sep 2008 07:26:44 -0700Subject: [Chihuahuas] My Daily Psalm Don't miss the joke on the bottom its clean and funny Jesus sagt:Ich bin der Weg und die Wahrheit und das Leben,nimand kommet zum Vater denn durch mich. JOHN 14:6 God bless you Brutus,Sissy and Claudia Believe to See Psalm 2712 Deliver me not over unto the will of mine enemies: for false witnesses are risen up against me, and such as breathe out cruelty.13 I had fainted, unless I had believed to see the goodness of the LORD in the land of the living.14 Wait on the LORD: be of good courage, and he shall strengthen thine heart: wait, I say, on the LORD.We all have our struggles and our problems. Sometimes it seems that the enemy's attacks never seem to stop coming.In verse 13, David reminds us that without our faith and hope we would never be able to survive these attacks. We must stand strong in the midst of our battles because we know that ONE DAY we will see the "goodness of the Lord in the Land of the Living"."Hope is heaven's balm for present sorrow. In this land of the dying, it is our blessedness to be looking and longing for our fair portion in the land of the living, whence the goodness of God has banished the wickedness of man, and where holy spirits charm with their society those persecuted saints who were vilified and despised among men. We must believe to see, not see to believe; we must wait the appointed time, and stay our soul's hunger with foretastes of the Lord's eternal goodness which shall soon be our feast and our song." -- C.H. SpurgeonTake this moment to ask God to give you the strength and patience to fight through your battles. May God bless your day with Hope! Kerry Today's Humor (or inspiration)from http://www.mikeysfunnies.com A police officer pulled a guy over for speeding and had the followingexchange:Officer: May I see your driver's license?Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI (Driving Under the Influence).Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.Officer: The car is stolen?Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?Driver: Yes, sir.Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain.The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:Captain: Sir, can I see your license?Driver: Sure. Here it is.It was valid.Captain: Who's car is this?Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.Driver: No problem.The trunk was opened; no body.Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too. CWHE readers since 10/1/02 Thank
