That's great, Sharon!
--- On Fri, 9/12/08, SharonK <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > From: SharonK <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Subject: [Chihuahuas] Fw: Menopause Question > To: "Chihuahuas" <[email protected]> > Date: Friday, September 12, 2008, 11:05 PM > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > Subject: Menopause Question > > > Best Menopause Question Ever > > Q: > How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to > change a light > Bulb? > > Woman's Answer: > One! > ONLY ONE! And do you know WHY? Because no one > else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They > don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would > sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. > And, once they figured it out, they > wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs > despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET > for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of > God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they > dragged out to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb > would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD > BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE > NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S > A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF > GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! > IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND > DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET > PAPER ROLL !! > > I'm sorry. What was the question? > > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------ " Lets talk about our wonderful little friends! Join today! " Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Chihuahuas/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Chihuahuas/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
