I am Woman
1. I don't do windows because...
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
(I am compassionate)
2. I don't wax floors because...
I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible
and they may sue me. (I am careful and poor)
3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because...
they are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree
with everything I say. (I am imaginative)
4. I don't disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home
of their own and my family loves spiders. (I am kind)
5. I don't Spring Clean because...
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous. (I am
fair minded)
6. I don't plant a garden because...
I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer. (I am
courteous)
7. I don't put things away because...
my family will never be able to find them again. (I am considerate)
8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite
me over for dinner. (I am thoughtful)
9. I don't iron because...
I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press". (I am
trusting)
10. I don't stress much on anything because...
"A-Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a
wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!! (I am winning this battle!)
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I am Woman
1. I don't do windows because...
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. (I am compassionate)
2. I don't wax floors because...
I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible and they may sue me. (I am careful and poor)
3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because...
they are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say. (I am imaginative)
4. I don't disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own and my family loves spiders. (I am kind)
5. I don't Spring Clean because...
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous. (I am fair minded)
6. I don't plant a garden because...
I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer. (I am courteous)
7. I don't put things away because...
my family will never be able to find them again. (I am considerate)
8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner. (I am thoughtful)
9. I don't iron because...
I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press". (I am trusting)
10. I don't stress much on anything because...
"A-Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!! (I am winning this battle!)
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My name is Donnie Parrett, and I approve of this message
