SAD NEWS.......
>
> Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
> community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
> and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
>
> Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
> turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
> Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
> Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
>
> Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
> man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in
> show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
> considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
> schemes. Despite being a little flakey at times, he still was a crusty
> old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
>
> Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough,
> Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also
> survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
>
> The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Have a great day! Hope I made you at least smile this morning. I flat out
laughed out loud!
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