Husband down......A husband and wife are shopping in their local  Wal-Mart.

The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 
 What do you think you're doing?' asks the  wife. 
They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he  replies. 
'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife,  and so they carry
on shopping. 
A few aisles further on  along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream
and puts it in the  basket.
 What do you think you're doing?' asks the  husband. 
'Its my face cream.  It makes me look beautiful,'  replies the wife. 
 Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of  Budweiser and its half the price.
 
 
On the PA system:  'Cleanup needed on aisle 25, we have a husband  down'

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