These are fabulous, Claudia! Thanks for sharing them! Elizabeth
--- On Sat, 12/27/08, Claudia Werner <[email protected]> wrote: > From: Claudia Werner <[email protected]> > Subject: [Chihuahuas] Fw:OT "Holy Humor" > To: [email protected] > Date: Saturday, December 27, 2008, 9:41 AM > "Holy > Humor" > > 1. There was a Church that had problems with outsiders > parking > in its parking lots, so they put up a sign: CHURCH CAR PARK > - > FOR MEMBERS ONLY trespassers will be baptized! > > 2. "No God - No Peace. Know God - Know Peace." > > 3. "Free Trip to Heaven. Details Inside!" > > 4. "Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin > Robbins." > > 5. "Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted > here!" > > 6. An ad for one Church has a picture of two hands holding > stone > tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a > headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, > take two tablets." > > 7. When the restaurant next to another Church put out a big > sign > with red letters that said, "Open Sundays," the > church > reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on > Sundays, > too." > > 8. "People are like tea bags - you have to put them in > hot water > before you know how strong they are." > > 9. "Fight truth decay - study the Bible daily." > > 10. "How will you spend eternity - Smoking or > Non-smoking?" > > 11. "Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives" > > 12. "Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the > hours are > long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are > out of > this World." > > 13. "It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the > wages of sin." > > 14. "Do not wait for the hearse to take you to > church." > > 15. "If you're headed in the wrong direction, God > allows U-turns." > > 16. "If you don't like the way you were born, try > being born again." > > 17. "Looking at the way some people live, they ought > to obtain > eternal fire insurance soon." > > 18. "This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?" > ---------(U R) > > 19.. "In the dark? Follow the Son." > > 20. "Running low on faith? Step in for a > fill-up." > > 21. "If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. > Talk to the Shepherd > ________________________________ > > All My Love & Prayers, > Pastor Allen > > [ Prayer Requests---Contact Us---Bible Study---*Donations* > ] > [ Audio---Subscribe---Change of Address---Unsubscribe > ] > at: > http://www.godsminute.com > Apostle Paul Ministries, P O Box 55996, Hayward, CA 94545 > This Daily Message was > sent by request to: > Claudia Werner at > <[email protected]> ------------------------------------ " Lets talk about our wonderful little friends! Join today! " Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Chihuahuas/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Chihuahuas/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[email protected] mailto:[email protected] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [email protected] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
