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From: Ingelise / Moller
Date: 1/8/2009 4:42:21 AM
 
 
 
RESTROOM SIGNS 

 
Friends don't let friends
Take home ugly men 
Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE


 
Beauty is only a light switch away. 
Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC

 


 
If life is a waste of time,
And time is a waste of life,
Then let's all get wasted together 
And have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC

 


 
Fighting for peace is like
Screwing for virginity. 
The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO

 


 
No matter how good she looks,
Some other guy is sick and tired
Of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC

 


 
At the feast of ego
Everyone leaves hungry. 
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ

 


 
It's hard to make a comeback
When you haven't been anywhere. 
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg , AZ

 


 
Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED! 
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT

 


 
If voting could really change things,
It would be illegal. 
Revolution Books
New York , New York .

 

 
If pro is opposite of con,then what is the opposite of progress? 
Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives, 
Washington , DC

 

 
Express Lane:
Five beers or less 
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ

 

 
You're too good for him. 
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA

 

 
No wonder you always go home alone. 
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA

 


 
~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~
 
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
You're going to have trouble with it 
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX

 

 

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