lol...sounds just like what they would be thinking, lol Marsha > To all dog lovers... > > > *Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans* > > *** ** * > *'1' * > Blaming your farts on me.....* ** > not funny... not funny at all !!! ** > ** ** > ----------------------------- ** > '2'** ** > Yelling at me for barking.** ** > I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!!!** > * * ** > ---------------------------- ** > '3' > Taking me for a walk, then > not letting me check stuff out. > Exactly whose walk is this anyway? ** > ** > -------------------------** > '4'** ** > Any trick that involves balancing** ** > food on my nose. Stop it!** > ** ** > -------------------------** > '5'** ** > Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.** ** > Now you know why we chew your stuff** ** > up when you're not home!** > ** > -------------------------------------------------- ** > '6'** ** > The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.** ** > You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo, what** ** > a proud moment for the top of the food chain.** > ** > -------------------------** > '7' > Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', > then acting surprised when I freak > out every time we go back! ** > ** > -----------------------** > '8'** ** > Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.** ** > Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.** > ** > ---------------------------------------** ---------------** > '9'** ** > Dog sweaters. Hello???** ** > Haven't you noticed the fur?** * > *---------------------- ** > '10'** ** > How you act disgusted when I lick myself.** ** > Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous. ** > ** > -----------------------** > Now lay off me on some of these things.** ** > We both know who's boss here!** ** > You don't see me picking up your poop do you?** ** > > EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.** ** > A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.** ** > CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!*
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