This is cute...I'm going to send this to my brother. He is always sending me stuff like this...Patricia from KS
--- In [email protected], Lynda <thecrittershack@...> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >  >  > > > > >  > > > > > >  > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >  > > > > > The Talking Centipede > > > A single guy decided life would be more fun  > if he had a pet. > > > > So he went to the pet store  > and told the owner  > that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. > > > > After some discussion,  > he finally bought a talking centipede,  > (100-legged bug),  > which came in a little white box  > to use for his house. > > > > He took the box back home,  > found a good spot for the box,  > and decided he would start off  > by taking his new pet  > to church with him. > > > > So he asked the centipede > > in the box,  > "Would you like to go  > to church with me today?  > We will have a good time." > > > >  > But there was no answer > from his new pet. > > > > This bothered him a bit,  > but he waited a few minutes  > and then asked again, > "How about going  > to church with me  > and receive blessings?" > > > > But again,  > there was no answer  > from his new friend and pet.  > So he waited  > a few minutes more,  > thinking about the situation. > > > > The guy decided  > to invite the centipede  > one last time. > > > > This time  he > put his face up against  > the centipede ' s house and shouted, > > "Hey, in there!  > Would you like to go  > to > church with me  > and learn about God?"  > > ..... > > > {YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS ....}  > > > This time,  > a little voice  > came out of the box ,  > > > > "I heard you the first time! > > I'm putting my shoes on!" > > > > > >  > > > > > >  > > > > >  > > > >  > > > > > > > > > TODAY (Beta) ⢠> ------------------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Chihuahuas/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Chihuahuas/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: [email protected] [email protected] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [email protected] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
