So true. LOL Valerie
On Mar 7, 2012, at 9:42 AM, "[email protected]" <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > > <Ardy_Tag.gif> > > > > > > I love this........................ As a dog owner............. > > > > > > ...Or Cat...... > > I could walk barefoot around the yard in safety. > > <image51111.jpg> > > My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and > laminated. > > All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture, and cars would > be hair-free. > > <image82222.jpg> > > > When the doorbell rings, my home wouldn't sound > like a kennel. > > <image23333.jpg> > > > When the doorbell rings, I could get to the door without > wading through all the fuzzy bodies who beat me there. > > I could sit on the couch and my bed any way I wanted, > without having to take into consideration how much > space several fur bodies need to get comfortable. > > <image44444.jpg> > > I would have enough money, and no guilt, to go on > a real vacation. > > I would not be on a first-name basis with 6 veterinarians, > as I put their yet unborn grandkids through college. > > > > <image75555.jpg> > > The most used words in my vocabulary would not be: > "out," "sit," "down", "come," "no," "stay," > and "leave it ALONE. > > My house would not be cordoned off into zones with baby gates and makeshift > barriers. > > > <image36666.jpg> > > > I would not talk 'baby talk'. 'Eat your din din'. 'Yummy > yummy for the tummy'.. > > My house would not look like a day care center, with toys everywhere. > > > <image107777.jpg> > > > My pockets would not contain things like poop bags, treats > and an extra leash. > > <image18888.jpg> > > > I would no longer have to spell the words B-A-L-L, > W-A-L-K, T-R-E-A-T, O-U-T, G-O, R-I-D-E, S-U-P-P-E-R, > And C-O-O-K-I-E. > I would not have as many leaves INSIDE my house as > outside. > > > <image99999.jpg> > > > I would not look strangely at people who think having > ONE dog/cat ties them down too much. > > > <image610101010.jpg> > > > I'd look forward to spring and the rainy season instead > of dreading them as 'mud' season. > I would not have to answer the question: 'Why do you > have so many animals?' from people who will never know the joy of being loved > unconditionally by the closest t
