[Chihuahuas] It's so HOT in Ohio that.... {Disarmed}

[Pam's_Notes]

   *IT'S SO HOT in Ohio *
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   *.....the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the
   ground. *
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   *.....the trees are whistling for the dogs. *
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   *.....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of
   distance *
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   *.....hot water comes from both taps. *
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   *.....you can make sun tea instantly. *
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   *.....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding
   iron. *
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   *.....the temperature drops below 90 F and you feel a little chilly. *
   **
   *.....you discover that in July it only takes two fingers to steer
   your car (one on each hand). *
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   *.....you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window. *
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   *.....you actually burn your hand opening the car door. *
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   *.....you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at
   5:30 A.M. *
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   *.....your biggest motorcycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked
   out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death"? *
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   *.....you realize that asphalt has a liquid stage. *
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   *.....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull
   one out and add butter. *
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   *.....the cows are giving evaporated milk. *
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   *.....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them
   from laying boiled eggs. *
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   *IT'S SO DRY in Ohio that the Baptists are starting to baptize by
   sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians
   are giving rain checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine
   to turn back into water!*
   **