I guess after having read and hearing so many horror stories of people being murdered in real life lately, I don't consider this type of stuff funny anymore. Maybe I am losing my sense of humor in my old age?
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From: Pam's_Notes
Date: 8/9/2012 12:36:19 AM
To: undisclosed-recipients: ,
Subject: [Chihuahuas] Murder at Wal - mart {Disarmed}
Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage,
a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a
large insurance policy on his wife, with himself as the beneficiary,
and then arranging to have her killed.
A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious
dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.'
Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out
a spouse was $5,000.
The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that
he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's
insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front,
so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that
rested inside.
Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar
as down payment for the dirty deed.
A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Super
Wal-Mart Store. There, he surprised her in the produce department &
proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting
woman drew her last breath & slumped to the floor, the manager of the
produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling
to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie had no choice but to
strangle
the produce manager as well.
However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the
hidden security cameras & observed by the store's security guard, who
immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could
even leave the store.
Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole
sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless
husband, who was also quickly arrested.
The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared...
(You're going to hate me for this...)
'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 @ WAL-MART!'
Oh, quit groaning!
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