. Women are unpredictable.
Before marriage, she expects a man,
after marriage she suspects him,
and after death she respects him.
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2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved
her so much
They got married - and now he is going thru hell.
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3. A man inserted an `ad' in the classifieds :
"Wife wanted ". Next day, he received a hundred
letters.
They all said the same thing :
"You can have mine."
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4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure
of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife.
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5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not.
Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside
him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be
sure he is married.
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6. A man received a letter
from some Kidnappers. The letter said, " if you don't
promised to send us $100,000 I swear that we will
kidnap your wife."
The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep
my promise but I hope you will keep yours."
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7. What's the matter,
you look depressed." "I'm having trouble with my
wife."
"What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak
to me for 30 days."
"But that ought to make you happy."
"It did, but today is the last day."
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8.WOMAN
. Women are unpredictable.
Before marriage, she expects a man,
after marriage she suspects him,
and after death she respects him.
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2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved
her so much
They got married - and now he is going thru hell.
-
3. A man inserted an `ad' in the classifieds :
"Wife wanted ". Next day, he received a hundred
letters.
They all said the same thing :
"You can have mine."
-
4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure
of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife.
-
5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not.
Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside
him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be
sure he is married.
-
6. A man received a letter
from some Kidnappers. The letter said, " if you don't
promised to send us $100,000 I swear that we will
kidnap your wife."
The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep
my promise but I hope you will keep yours."
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7. What's the matter,
you look depressed." "I'm having trouble with my
wife."
"What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak
to me for 30 days."
"But that ought to make you happy."
"It did, but today is the last day."
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8.WOMAN
When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after
her.
When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going
after her.
When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on
her.
When she is 48 - She is a pingpong ball, 2 men pushing
to each other.
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9.MAN
At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so
little to give.
At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious.
At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round and juicy.
At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes
once in a year.
At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles
and cheap.
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10.Marriage Humour
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
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9.MAN
At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so
little to give.
At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious.
At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round and juicy.
At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes
once in a year.
At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles
and cheap.
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10.Marriage Humour
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
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