A ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of "dumb blonde" jokes, when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and says: "I've heard just about enough of your stupid blonde jokes, you creep! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person's hair colour have to do with them as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community and from reaching our full potential... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate negative images against not only blondes, but women in general, all in the name of humour." Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologise, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this Mister! I'm talking to that little B*****d on your knee!"
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