Quotations from women about women . . . . . .
The hardest years in life are those between ten
and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think
of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber
Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every
time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put
my breast in an envelope and send it to
someone. -Jan King
You know the hardest thing about having
cerebral palsy and being a woman? It's
plucking your eyebrows. That's how I originally
got pierced ears. -Geri Jewell
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who
never owned a car. -Carrie Snow
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you
cry with your girlfriends. -Laurie Kuslansky
My second favorite household chore is ironing.
My first being hitting my head on the top bunk
bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck
Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman
must do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome
The phrase "working mother" is redundant. -Jane Sellman
Every time I close the door on reality it comes
in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head
together and your body starts falling
apart. -Caryn Leschen
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes
several days attack me at once. -Jennifer Unlimited
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just
have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine Aird
When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded
kids for two years before they realized I actually
had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
-Kathy Buckley
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes
because I know I'm not dumb and I'm also not
blonde. -Dolly Parton-
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but
you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb
guy. Erica Jong-
If high heels were so wonderful, men would be
wearing them. -Sue Grafton-
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you
can ride on. -Roseanne Barr-
I think-therefore I'm single. -Lizz Winstead-
When women are depressed they either eat or
go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-
Behind every successful man is a surprised
woman. -Maryon Pearson-
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on
how to combine marriage and a career. -Gloria Steinem
I never married because there was no need.
I have three pets at home which answer the
same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that
growls every morning, a parrot that swears
all afternoon, and a cat that comes
home late every night. -Marie Corelli-
If men can run the world, why can't they stop
wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to
start the day by tying a noose around your
neck? -Linda Ellerbee-
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I
leave a man I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor-
Nobody can make you feel inferior without
your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt-
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Natasha Flazynski
CCNA, MCSE
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