I have lots today. For thos of you who like myself who drive and love BMWs here's a website you have to see!!! http://www.geocities.com/jimmy540i/bmwnightmare.htm ------------------- Now the funnies --------- Four young novice nuns were about to take their vows. Dressed in their white gowns, they came into the chapel with the Mother Superior, and were about to undergo the ceremony to marry them to Jesus, making them "brides of Christ." Just as the ceremony was about to begin, four Hasidic Jews with yarmulkes, long sideburns and long beards came in and sat in the front row. The Mother Superior said to them, "I am honored that you would want to share this experience with us, but do you mind if I ask you why you came?" One of the Hasidic Jews politely replied, "We're from the groom's family." -------------------------- Two bees were standing on a streetcorner. "Four weeks of rain," sighed one, "This is ridiculous: I can't find any decent pollen anywhere." "Not to worry," said the second bee, "Go down two blocks and take a left: the Feinsteins are having a bar mitzvah and there's all kinds of fresh fruit and cut flowers - you'll be in heaven. But wait: put this on your head - you don't want they should think you're a Wasp." ---------------------- Two guys are in a locker room after their racquetball game when one guy notices the other has a cork in his buttock. "If you don't mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks terribly uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?" "I can't," lamented the first man. "It's permanent." "I don't understand," said the other. The first guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge man in a turban came oozing out. He said, "I am Hasan the Genie. I can grant you one wish." And I said, "No @!#$." ------------------------------ Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.... * * * * * * * * Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? * * * * * * * * OK...so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans ? * * * * * * * If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it? --------------------- Enjoy your weekend!!!! -- Natasha Flazynski CCNA, MCSE http://www.ciscobot.com My Cisco information site. http://www.botbuilders.com Artificial Intelligence and Linux development ------------------------------------------------ Message Posted at: http://www.groupstudy.com/form/read.php?f=7&i=12273&t=12273 -------------------------------------------------- FAQ, list archives, and subscription info: http://www.groupstudy.com/list/cisco.html Report misconduct and Nondisclosure violations to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
