Disclaimer, these are jokes! -------------------- Three sisters ages 92, 94, and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs "was I getting in or out of the bath?". The 94 year old yells back "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses. Then she yells "was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door". -------------------- I have the right...I am a blonde She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde: ..she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. ..she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. ..she thought a quarterback was a refund. ..she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. ..she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde: ..she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools. ..she thought General Motors was in the army. ..she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. ..she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. ..under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde: ..she tripped over a cordless phone. ..she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate." ..she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "ONE WAY." ..at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius." ..she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde: ..she studied for a blood test. ..she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train." ..she sold the car for gas money! ..when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. ..when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde: ..when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. ..she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company. ..if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. ..she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. My Favorite: ..she had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front." -------------------- -- Natasha Flazynski CCNA, MCSE http://www.ciscobot.com My Cisco information site. http://www.botbuilders.com Artificial Intelligence and Linux development ------------------------------------------------ Message Posted at: http://www.groupstudy.com/form/read.php?f=7&i=16388&t=16388 -------------------------------------------------- FAQ, list archives, and subscription info: http://www.groupstudy.com/list/cisco.html Report misconduct and Nondisclosure violations to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
