Pure genius.

""Skroos Mom""  wrote in message
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> Mommy is sooooo proud of you, the way you stand up to
> those mean people at Boat Comp. You certainly told off
> that horrible Mork Rossol. How dare he claim to help
> people, when my katykins is unable to benefit? You are
>
> still my brave little soldier. I am reminded of that
> time when you were in kindergarten. You had just
> turned 9, and the other children were picking on you.
> So you threw sand in their faces and squished their
> candy into the dirt. You certainly stood tall that
> day, and you are standing even taller today, lifters
> notwithstanding.
>
> Remember, Mommy will always love you, even though you
> can't hold down a job. You are still Mommy's favorite
> little lambkins.
>
> By the way, when are you coming over again with your
> laundry? Mommy has a new treatment, one that is sure
> to remove those horrible yellow and brown stains. I
> must confess, though, I remain uncertain how you will
> correctly dress without those stains to guide you.
>
> Keep up the good fight, my Little Man. Keep reminding
> all those so called professionals at groupstudy and
> boat comp that you are a mighty mite, and you won't
> tolerate them. You don't need them. You have a good
> job now with Roto Rooter. Which puzzles me. Do people
> really pay you to give you your enemas?
>
> Love,
>
> Mommy
>
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