Top 10 Signs That Martha Stewart Has Been Stalking Your Dog
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10. There is a potpourri pomander hanging from his collar.
9. The dog's nails have been cut with pinking shears.
8. The dog's toys are all stored in McCoy crocks.
7. The pooper scooper has been decorated with raffia.
6. That telltale lemon slice floating in the new silver water bowl.
5. You find liver and whole wheat dog treats stamped out with
copper cookie cutters and decorated with royal icing using
a #2 rosette tip.
4. Dog hair has been put into wire baskets as nesting material
for the birds.
3. A seasonally appropriate vine wreath adorns the front of the
dog crate.
2. Your dog goes outside naked and comes in wearing a thyme-colored
virgin wool hand-knitted sweater with matching boots.
1. The dog droppings in your yard have been sculpted into swans.
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