What dogs hate: 1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.
2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny. 3. Yelling at me for barking...I'M A DOG! 4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?) 5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this, anyway? 6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it. 7. Yelling at me for rubbing my butt on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet? 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet...silly! 9. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Pay attention!!. 10. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 11. When you pick up the piles in the yard. Do you realise how far behind schedule that puts me? 12. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out everytime we go back. 13. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you genius! 14. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on messing with us? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ========================================================"Magic Commands": to stop receiving mail for awhile, click here and send the email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?body=SET%20CKCS-L%20NOMAIL to start it up gain click here: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?body=SET%20CKCS-L%20MAIL E-mail [EMAIL PROTECTED] for assistance. Search the Archives... http://apple.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ckcs-l.html All e-mail sent through CKCS-L is Copyright 2002 by its original author.
