This was posted on another dog list-I believe it is Cavalier appropriate, also.....
Have you ever had to make excuses for being late for work? Don't you just hate having
to run to catch an early morning flight?
Do you miss all those middle-of-the-nightasteroid showers -- or do you just like to be
up at the crack of dawn to watch the sunrise?
Well, sleep late no more! Because NOW, for a limited time, you can get the bedside
clock that is GUARANTEED to have you vertical and running at top speed the INSTANT it
sounds its alarm!
Here's how it works:
The Hurka Gurka Clock simulates those gut-wrenching pre-vomit sounds coming from deep
within your dog's stomach.
The alarm sounds softly at first, easing you out of your early morning REM sleep.
Then the sounds become louder and more pronounced, until you are brought completely to
your senses by an unmistakable BLAP sound effect that can only mean one thing - - -
touchdown!
Tests have shown that no one can turn over and go back to sleep while thinking of
stomach acids working their way into the carpet.
You're wide awake in an instant -- GUARANTEED!
And, if you order in the next five minutes, we'll include a FREE 20 oz. container of
"Nature's Miracle," for those times when your dog --not the Hurka Gurka Clock -- is
the one who wakes you up.
So come on! Stop missing all those beautiful sunrises! Don't risk being mistaken for
a terrorist by running through airports
to catch your flight!
Call now! Operators are standing by!
Author Unknown
Kim Johnson
http://www.leftcoastfarm.com
100% Kona Coffee
"a cup a day keeps you jammin'"
=========================================================
"Magic Commands":
to stop receiving mail for awhile, click here and send the email:
mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?body=SET%20CKCS-L%20NOMAIL
to start it up gain click here:
mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?body=SET%20CKCS-L%20MAIL
E-mail [EMAIL PROTECTED] for assistance.
Search the Archives... http://apple.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ckcs-l.html
All e-mail sent through CKCS-L is Copyright 2002 by its original author.
