I thought this was cute....although I'd have to disagree about the lush green lawns, LOL.
Winnie > > > DOG PEOPLE > > > > > > > >*************************************************************** > > > > > > > >Dog people are a special breed not usually recognized by the CKC/AKC > > > > > > > >They usually have crates in their living rooms. > > > > > > > >They keep messy houses, but their kennels are spotless. > > > > > > > >They can always find a show catalog within an arms reach. > > > > > > > >And they have kids who know more about the birds and the bees when they > > are > > > >five than most people know at 40. > > > > > > > >Dog people will drive 400 miles, spend $100 on gas, $200 on a motel > room > > > >and $150 on meals to bring home a 25 cent ribbon. > > > > > > > >Dog people drive trucks, vans, and motorhomes equipped to haul crates. > > > > > > > >And they can never be reached on weekends, unless you happpen to be at > > the > > > >same show. > > > > > > > >They have trouble getting to work on time but can be at ringside by > 8:00 > > > >a.m. > > > > > > > >Dog people will give up a $150,000 home in the suburbs to move to a > shack > > > >on > > > >10 acres so they can have a $150,000 dog kennel. > > > > > > > >Dog people have children who grow up believing "Bitch" is just another > > > >household word > > > > > > > >Dog people have lush green yards and never buy fertilizer. > > > > > > > >Dog people pay the mortgage 10 days late BUT never miss a closing date > > for > > > >entries. > > > > > > > >Dog people would rather be audited by the IRS than investigated by the > > AKC. > > > > > > > >Dog people use dog food bags for trash and trash cans for dog food. > > > > > > > >Dog people talk on the phone for hours to another dog person in a > > language > > > >known only to dog people. > > > > > > > >Dog people have parents & family who think they've lost their minds, > > > >neighbors > > > >who think they're strange and doggy friends who think they're > terrific!! > > > > > > > >Author unknown.. > ========================================================= "Magic Commands": to stop receiving mail for awhile, click here and send the email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?body=SET%20CKCS-L%20NOMAIL to start it up gain click here: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?body=SET%20CKCS-L%20MAIL E-mail [EMAIL PROTECTED] for assistance. Search the Archives... http://apple.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ckcs-l.html All e-mail sent through CKCS-L is Copyright 2002 by its original author.
