TOP 10 SIGNS MARTHA STEWART HAS BEEN STALKING YOUR DOG;
10. There is a potpourri pomander hanging from his collar.
9. The dog's nails have been cut with pinking shears.
8. The dog's toys are all stored in McCoy crocks.
7. The pooper-scooper has been decorated with raffia.
6. That telltale lemon slice floating in the new silver
water bowl.
5. You find liver and whole-wheat dog treats stamped out with copper
cookie cutters and decorated with royal icing using a #2 rosette tip.
4. Dog hair has been put into wire baskets as nesting
material for the birds.
3. A seasonally appropriate vine wreath adorns the front of
the dog crate.
2. Your dog goes outside and comes in wearing a thyme-colored
virgin wool hand-knitted sweater and matching boots.
And the number 1 sign:
The dog droppings in your yard have been sculptured into swans.
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